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Ask me anything   mizcheef_07@hotmail.com   24. Insomniac. Drinker. Smoker.
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I’m just a bottling liquor-man.  That’s my job.  Paid by the hour, no bullshit.  Bottling Ray’s Good Liquor.

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— 2 hours ago with 187 notes
cracked:

That guy’s tolerable (if you do exactly what we say).
The 4 Jerks Everyone Has to Deal With

#4. The Entitled Dick
Let’s start sailing the seas of slimebaggery with the most common asshole encounter of our day and age: The Entitled Dick. We see stories about these full-person leaky sphincters on bottom-feeder news sites every day. They are the kids who scream bloody murder when they get a $500 cellphone for Christmas instead of the $550 one, and grow up to be the adults that tell people who help them change a tire to fucking hurry up because they have places to be.

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cracked:

That guy’s tolerable (if you do exactly what we say).

The 4 Jerks Everyone Has to Deal With

#4. The Entitled Dick

Let’s start sailing the seas of slimebaggery with the most common asshole encounter of our day and age: The Entitled Dick. We see stories about these full-person leaky sphincters on bottom-feeder news sites every day. They are the kids who scream bloody murder when they get a $500 cellphone for Christmas instead of the $550 one, and grow up to be the adults that tell people who help them change a tire to fucking hurry up because they have places to be.

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— 2 hours ago with 75 notes
spacebeards:

Evil Spock was kind of a dick…

spacebeards:

Evil Spock was kind of a dick…

— 2 hours ago with 70 notes

epic-humor:

i accidentally messed up my life how do i start a new account

(Source: squidwurd, via 280698)

— 2 hours ago with 749072 notes

meladoodle:

bewbin:

meladoodle:

i could eat a whole avocado right now

avocadon’t

avocago away

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— 2 hours ago with 107027 notes