Crack my head open...

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theinnkeeperlibrarian:

leepacey:

a restaurant in my hometown got a review that said the servers should “show some skin” so the owner added a potato skin special to the menu and all the proceeds from the special go to the west virginia foundation for rape information services (x)

That’s exactly the appropriate response.

(via batsybrained)

— 5 days ago with 249663 notes
hkirkh:

FYI, there is an aquarium where you can shake hands with otters.

hkirkh:

FYI, there is an aquarium where you can shake hands with otters.

(via batsybrained)

— 5 days ago with 121740 notes
candyswords:

what the actual fuck Jennifer

candyswords:

what the actual fuck Jennifer

(via batsybrained)

— 5 days ago with 247128 notes
I haven’t been able to make much sense of things these past few days. You’re the realest motherfucker I’ve ever met. I couldn’t thank you enough for always being there when I just needed someone to listen to my panic attack bullshit. 
It’s not fair. Nothing is.
I’ll never forget you. I’ll never forget anything again.
I love you, brother.

I haven’t been able to make much sense of things these past few days. You’re the realest motherfucker I’ve ever met. I couldn’t thank you enough for always being there when I just needed someone to listen to my panic attack bullshit.
It’s not fair. Nothing is.
I’ll never forget you. I’ll never forget anything again.
I love you, brother.

— 5 days ago with 2 notes
verylittlebird:

this is the sort of web content i am looking to see every day

verylittlebird:

this is the sort of web content i am looking to see every day

(via nofuckingfilter)

— 5 days ago with 346740 notes

bewwbs:

how to get girls to like you:

  1. compliment their eyebrows
  2. eat them out

(Source: a-greek-goddess, via ash-kushem)

— 2 weeks ago with 181040 notes
Hangs with the wifey.

Hangs with the wifey.

— 2 weeks ago with 1 note
I gots that Heaven in a half gallon, bruh.
#FuckwithmeyouknowIgotit #Lifeisgood #saturdaynight

I gots that Heaven in a half gallon, bruh.
#FuckwithmeyouknowIgotit #Lifeisgood #saturdaynight

— 2 weeks ago with 1 note
#saturdaynight  #fuckwithmeyouknowigotit  #lifeisgood 
9 Crimes →

Leave me out with the waste. This is not what I do.

— 2 weeks ago
nevver:

And then there were none - Dead at 65, Tommy Ramone

nevver:

And then there were none - Dead at 65, Tommy Ramone

— 2 weeks ago with 2194 notes

onyeplaysdrums:

kateybugg:

the most overused adjective on tumblr is “hauntingly”

this is literally the first time I’ve seen the word “hauntingly” on my dashboard

(Source: kateyeliza, via burtreynoldsmustache)

— 2 weeks ago with 321301 notes